Gregmelton's Blog (1)

When I drive to work everyday, I think to myself, 'these other drivers on the road just really can't come close to how awesome I am.' I mean, come on. Look at that fool in the SUV dumping $120 into his tank when he fills it up! That's not awesome. Whatever the opposite of awesome is, that's it right there. That got me thinking... if our government can have threat levels or color-coded warnings, why can't there be more then one level of awesomeness? That's a no brainer, right? So, here goes.… Continue